Currently Listening Aha Shake Heartbreak By Kings of Leon see related

arggggghhhhh

i'm angry

bah humbug

fuck this, leave your house and lets find cool trees and throw shit at geese.

Currently Listening Yankee Hotel Foxtrot By Wilco see related

I have not written in this thing for so long

here goes

things are good.  school sucks.  I like food. 

ok so maybe i'm a little rusty, but i'll give it a shot in a little bit when i have somthing to write.  consider me back in the xanga world.  but only if i'm REALLY fucking bored.

you want me to send a letter or a note?

i w-w-w-w-w-won't

yowza the rock emporium is today

and im up bright and early

im playing twice

so you should come and watch

ill probably mess up a lot of times, like twice as much as normal people would.

you should come anyways.  actually, me messing up is more of a reason to come. and laugh.  and watch me piss my pants.

come on down

Currently Playing All Things Must Pass [DIGI-PAK EDITION] By George Harrison, George Harrison see related

why cant cameron diaz take me to go trippin' with her?

these last few days have been long and boring

with nothing happening in the middle of them

and even less at the ends

lets hope weekend will be a blast

i will either forget it or remember it forever!

or remember it for a little while

the only other option*

*i dont know why i wrote that in the form of a poem

Currently Playing Rock 'N' Roll Groovin' Greats (Hits From the 60's By the Original Artists), Vol. 1 By Chubby Checker, The Drifters, Jan & Dean, The Jaynettes, Wayne Fontana, Terry Stafford, Oliver, Fats Domino, Nashville Teens, Dee Clark see related

- I'm walkin'

'whoa, where am i?'

'hello Ryan, it is I, the lord'

'wow.  rad!  i'm in heaven?? oh shit did i die?'

'no ryan, you actually just fell asleep eating a chocolate bunny, playing zelda on super nintendo, and listening to fats domino's greatest hits'

'i love that cd, man!'

'yeah, ryan, i know'

'so why am i here anyways, big guy?'

'you tell me, ryan.  something must be bothering you.'

'well i got this rash on my ass that--'

'ryan'

'HAHA you shoulda seen youre face though, man, but, now that you mention it, i was wondering, how is it that i manage to fuck up everything that you have given to me?'

'Ryan, sit down, we theres been something i need to te---'

'wait sit down where?  theres only clouds here.  i mean i guess i could go lean up against that big golden gate over there but i---'

'RYAN!  focus.  this is what i'm trying to tell you.  youve been this way since you have been born.  you're... well, youre just a dumbass.'

'damn it! thats why i suck at life so bad?? its so simple! why didnt i think of it'

'because youre a dumbass'

'oh yeah... well is there any hope for me?'

'yes ryan there is hope.  but you wont find it. you'll be too preoccupied with zelda.'

'i would argue, but you ARE infallible'

'HAHA i got you but you shoulda seen your face man.  sure theres hope go for it man.  make daddy proud.'

'aight g, im out.  but hey before i go i have one more question.'

'yes ryan?'

'i cant seem to find the master sword, and without it i cant save zelda.  where is it, man?'